ScathingAtheist 121: Epistlin' Dixie Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Abercrombie and Fitch will try to outwit the Supreme Court with a line of ass length burqas; ISIS leaders suspect Mossad was behind the circumcised spy-pigeons; and we'll learn that Americans are great at soccer as long as they don't have penises.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains words that people who are offended by words are
0:04.6	offended by.
0:06.2	This week's episode of The Scavings Atheist is brought to you by the illuminati's new
0:10.5	line of Mind Control TV dinners, Florene Quazine.
0:15.9	Every single O in our ingredient list is GMMED by a genuine certified Nazi geneticist.
0:22.4	Florene Quazine, just add tap water.
0:25.5	Or don't, we're going to secretly oppress you either way.
0:29.0	Now, The Scavings Atheist.
0:31.4	This is Joe Kindig from the Unbuckling the Bobble Belt podcast here in Nashville, Tennessee,
0:35.2	and I can assure you we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:38.2	I mean, why else would I have all this hair in my palms right?
0:40.4	Ahhhhhhhhhh!
0:41.4	There's that.
0:42.4	It's June 11th, and Americans are pretty good at soccer when they don't have a penis.
0:56.7	Huh?
0:57.7	Yeah, interesting.
0:58.7	I'm Ethan Wright, and from the city so nice they named it once, Valdosta, Georgia.
1:04.6	This is skating it in his hand.
1:06.4	On this week's episode, Abercrombie and Fitch will try to outwind the Supreme Court with
1:09.9	a line of ass-length burkas.
1:12.3	ISIS leaders suspect Masad was behind the circumcised spy pigeons they found.
1:17.1	And Lucindal joined us as we piss a little more time away on the Bible.
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