Warning, the following podcast contains words that people who are offended by words are

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This week's episode of The Scavings Atheist is brought to you by the illuminati's new

line of Mind Control TV dinners, Florene Quazine.

Every single O in our ingredient list is GMMED by a genuine certified Nazi geneticist.

Florene Quazine, just add tap water.

Or don't, we're going to secretly oppress you either way.

Now, The Scavings Atheist.

This is Joe Kindig from the Unbuckling the Bobble Belt podcast here in Nashville, Tennessee,

and I can assure you we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

I mean, why else would I have all this hair in my palms right?

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

There's that.

It's June 11th, and Americans are pretty good at soccer when they don't have a penis.

Huh?

Yeah, interesting.

I'm Ethan Wright, and from the city so nice they named it once, Valdosta, Georgia.

This is skating it in his hand.

On this week's episode, Abercrombie and Fitch will try to outwind the Supreme Court with

a line of ass-length burkas.

ISIS leaders suspect Masad was behind the circumcised spy pigeons they found.

And Lucindal joined us as we piss a little more time away on the Bible.

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