Winning, some parts of this podcast are safe for work, but mostly just the music we're in our lids.

Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the latest home missionary repellent device from the Jehovah's Witness Protection program.

J Dub Steps, motion-activated stairway traps.

The moment an unwanted visitor sets foot on the stairs of your front porch, our system kicks in, and the path to the doorbell becomes fraught with peril.

And if they manage to make it that far, we've installed a fake buzzer that triggers a terrifying cacophony of bad techno music.

J Dub Steps, motion-activated stairway traps and sound system, just in case your pit bull with rabies calls in sick.

And now the Skating Atheist.

My name is Joseph, I'm in France and we're in 7th century, and we're in the same age as the men of Saint-Dégolas.

And now the Moodle's

The Moodle's

It's Thursday!

It's January 29th.

And Aaron Handa says his balls have plenty of pounds per square.

I'm no hallucinus.

I'm Heath Henry, and then from straight out of cotton, Fowl Dostoy, Georgia.

This is the Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, we'll pit two old glohomalalomagars in a homophobic cage match and see who reigned supreme.

One in four Americans may turn Atheist if the cheaters win the Super Bowl on Sunday.

And David Smolley will be here to tell you how he got his groove.

But first, the Diatron.

And David Smolley will be here to tell you how he got his groove.

And then the level of the Super Bowl will be here to tell you how he got his groove.

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