Warning, this program uses language that may not be suitable for sensitive motherfuckers.

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And now the scathing atheist.

Hello, Charles Darwin here.

I've spent more than a lifetime gathering evidence and researching and we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey mouth.

Hi, it's Thursday.

It's January 22nd.

And I can do way more than half a pull-up. The down part is easy.

I'm no illusions.

And from the mecca of prawns and ground corn paste about Dosta, Georgia, this is the scathing atheist.

And this week's episode on Ohio Land made finds a way to make the Bible bearable.

Boba Fett plans to raid a middle school girls' room in Kentucky.

And Andy Wilson from the incredulous podcast will join us to provide some sophisticated British dick jokes.

But first, the diendron.

The French have a great saying.

Let's bleed the scallion, which sounds way better if you don't push or the fuck out of the pronunciation.

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