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🗓️ 5 February 2015
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, this episode uses pretty much all the swear words. |
0:04.3 | Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new line of reverse cleaning |
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0:11.8 | Because no matter how big a mess society has already cleaned up, our powerful scientific |
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0:20.0 | Hoover Antivax re-radicating all the diseases from the good old days since 1998. |
0:26.5 | And now the Skating Atheist. |
0:28.5 | Hi, this is the crew from a really radio podcast, and we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey |
0:33.9 | men. |
0:34.9 | But how far is the question? |
0:36.7 | I'm going to go ahead and say 1%. |
0:40.0 | Sounds good, perfectly reasonable. |
0:42.2 | And now the Skating Atheist. |
0:43.8 | Ah, it's Thursday. |
0:59.6 | It's February 5th. |
1:01.0 | And Punxitoni Phil Contrarians are correct 61% of the time. |
1:05.4 | Ex-ex-ex-I'm no illusions. |
1:07.7 | I'm Heathen Wright. |
1:08.9 | And from Little Caesar's Valley, about Dosta, Georgia, this is the Skating Atheist. |
1:13.8 | In this week's episode we'll beg you shamelessly to nominate us for a podcast award. |
1:18.4 | Justin Bieber will cut his tits off. |
1:20.4 | Lucinda will join us to learn that Jesus is less moral philosopher and more ghostbusters. |
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