Scathing Atheist 91: Hosea Before Brosea Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2014

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we learn the best way to not drink bleach, we'll wonder why there aren't any bukkake slapstick scenes, and Lucinda will join us in learning that four little books of the bible can easily suck as much as one big one.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this podcast is NSF-GDWMFers.
0:05.4	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new homeopathic pain
0:09.5	killer Hydrogen Hydroxycontin.
0:12.4	We start with laboratory grade distilled hydrogen hydroxide, then we filter it through reverse
0:17.0	sublimated steam and in the presence of a dihydrogen monoxide catalyst, we're able to synthesize
0:21.8	a refreshing pain reliever.
0:23.9	Hydrogen Hydroxycontin.
0:26.0	Just add placebo effect.
0:27.3	We already added water.
0:28.9	And now the skating atheist.
0:31.3	We need to turn to God.
0:32.7	Potholes and be quiet.
0:34.8	We need to turn to God before it's too late.
0:37.0	The risk man didn't turn to God and it was too late for him when he said before God
0:40.8	in heaven.
0:41.8	And in how he liftoff his eyes.
0:44.2	Jesus Christ, this is Bryce Blankenigal from the Naked Mormonism Podcast.
0:50.8	Filthy monkey men like to fuck a lot of filthy monkey women at one time.
0:54.9	Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, the first two prophets of the Mormon Church, collectively
0:58.7	had 89 wives proving that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:04.9	It's Thursday.
1:22.3	It's November 13th.
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