Warning, we could have called this show the warm fuzzy and offensive atheist, and we

very consciously elected not to.

This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Jerusalem's least successful

kosher hot dog stand, Iran Franks, where we promised to cut the mustard, guess.

So come on down to Iran Franks, Alakart, Polyglot street meat for Israelis with low standards.

And now the Skating Atheist.

It's Stephen Hawking's wheelchair, and we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

Hey, Keith the Faire!

It's November 6th.

And that was Portuguese for.

It's Thursday and for the last fucking time Portugal is not in South America.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Heathenright.

And from Costically Nostec, Potonged Georgia.

This is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll bask in the glorious absence of campaign ads.

Phil Robertson will pee standing up.

And Eli Bosnick will join us to summarize 100 of the most pointless minutes in cinematic history.

But first, the Dietrat.

If anybody that works in the mainstream media is listening, I think I've got a scoop

for you.

And you might want to grab a pen or something and write this down, alright?

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