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🗓️ 14 August 2014
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning, before this episode is over, someone will have tried to screw a pooch. |
0:04.6 | Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new brand of anti-masterbittorial |
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0:20.6 | Flasaline tool softener because idle hands are the devil's playground and boners are |
0:24.7 | as monkey bars. |
0:26.2 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
0:29.2 | Hello, I'm David Viviano, host of Atheist Hangouts and I'm here to tell you that we did |
0:34.2 | in fact evolve from dirty, filthy, monkey man. |
0:41.1 | Hey, it's August 14th. |
0:43.1 | It's Thursday. |
0:44.1 | Nicely done, sir. |
0:45.1 | And I think we can all agree that Palestine should probably just get Germany now. |
0:49.9 | Ha ha ha ha. |
0:50.9 | I have no illusions. |
0:52.9 | I mean, then right. |
0:53.9 | And from Melting Pot, New York, New York. |
0:56.5 | And though, Vito Flan Du Podong, Georgia, this is the Skating Atheist. |
1:01.1 | On this week's episode, Dave Moscato will join us to discuss Jesus Fish versus Darwin |
1:05.8 | Shark NATO on India's TV. |
1:07.7 | Ha ha. |
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