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And now The Skating Atheist.

Hey everybody, it's me, Master Roshi.

And we did, in fact, evolve from filthy mongi men.

Especially Goku.

Ah, say juddy.

It's August 20th.

I'm gonna say.

And if you suffer from moderate to severe Crohn's disease, I sure hope fatal events aren't

not.

I'm Heathen Wright and from City of Sky Scrappers, New York, New York.

And from the City of Tonyl Clipping Toothscrappers, Poe-Dunk, Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, an Austrian boopakurian, fingers a porn star, and then rolls over on it.

We'll get disfellowshipped.

And we learned that Jeremiah always had some mighty fine, roofy wife.

But first, the diatriotry.

The Skating Atheist.

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