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The earth will be destroyed in a fiery catastrophe and Paul from Karanify me will join us to earn that elusive fatwa but first the diatribe.

I got an email a while back from a listener named Howard that expounded on what he called Igg Theism.

Alright, so the concept breaks down like this. The question on the test reads, do you believe in God? Option A is yes and that's a Theist, of course. Option B is no and that's an atheist.

And for the purposes of this example, option C is insufficient information and that's your you know like layman's definition agnostic.

Option D, the one for Igg Theist, would basically be what the fuck are you talking about?

The point is that I may know enough about your religion to reject it but that doesn't mean I have the blindest clue exactly what I'm rejecting.

What the hell does it even mean to believe in God? What is God? Define your terms.

I asked a Christian to define God and his first answer was well he's not an old man sitting on a cloud somewhere.

And until then I had no idea that the definition of God was interchangeable with the one for pancakes and buttloob which are also not old men sitting on clouds somewhere.

So let me share with you my latest Igg Theist moment. I was at an asking atheist event last week and of course we end up talking about morality.

In particular, there's this Muslim girl asking why we don't rape and murder people if God isn't there to punish us for it.

Obviously this is a disingenuous question either that or she hated her life so much that she just knowingly walked into a room of murdering rapists.

But during the discussion I pointed out that in the Christian religion there's nothing that forbids murderers and rapists from going to heaven.

I pointed out that in fact one need not do a single decent thing in their entire life provided they take Christ as their personal savior and sincerely asked to be forgiven.

And then just to be an asshole I turned to the Christians in the room and I said right.

And then they reluctantly had to agree with me and it was awesome.

So the Muslim girls carrying on undeterred and during the no true Scotsman portion of her act she turns to the Christian girl and she says to you what does it mean to be a Christian?

And apparently she expected a succinct answer.

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