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Proveirs of seasonal religious bullshit. Are you about to celebrate the day that Egyptian guy sort of helped out the Jews that one time?

Tired of the annual price gouge on bitter herbs, man-to-chevets and enormous flat crackers?

Well, we liquidated the shit you didn't consume last year, so we've got the best prices and now the Skating Atheist.

So what can this pop do about what? I mean, I don't know of a single institution which has less of a problem

proportionately speaking today than the Catholic Church when it comes to the sexual abuse of migrants.

Hi, this is Cartier from Melbourne, Australia, and I would like to personally apologize for Ken Han.

I'm so so sorry, but not as sorry as Queensland should be. They're the ones who unleashed him on the world

without ever explaining to him that we did all, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

Ah, it's Thursday in April 17th. And a whole bunch of libertarians just paid in gum tax, even though the IRS is illegal to them.

Ah, no illusions?

I'm Ethan right hand from Urban Planning, New York, New York.

And rural planning, Poetong, Georgia, this is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll be burdened by joke.

The Pope will accept his apology for all the kid-fucking on our behalf.

And Christians find a way to repurpose homotage and vagina cookies.

But first, the Diatryne.

So I guess I, and Hersey Ali, can add an honorary brand-dice dropout to our impressive list of accomplishments.

Former member of Dutch Parliament, award-winning human rights advocate, author,

world-renowned, opponent of female genital mutilation, and one of Time Magazine's 100 most

influential people in the world, but not good enough for an honorary degree from Brandeis University.

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