Warning, this sentence is the only one in the show that has no chance of offending anyone.

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And now The Skating Atheist.

I mean, what must God think of our country?

Now, again, rather than sending people to the United, it's explained better agricultural

techniques.

We send scientists to Africa to say, oh, how wonderful the home of sexual life is.

I'm Craig DePue, president of the Secular Student Alliance at Georgia Southern University.

And we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's Thursday.

It's May 1st and LA Cleopards owner Donald Sterling just won a bet with Mel Gibson.

I'm No Illusions.

I'm Heathenright and from racial hominy, New York, New York.

And kiss my grits, Podong, Georgia.

This is The Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, we explore the land of milk and honey dipping with 10,000 lakes

nearby.

The state of South Carolina will volunteer to be stupider.

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