Winning, despite movie titles to the contrary, God is dead.

Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new fast food chicken restaurant

for sexual deviants Chick-fil-asio, where godless perverts go to wolf-down cock.

Chick-fil-asio because we don't want you degenerates and homos eating at our other restaurants.

And now The Skating Atheist.

It is now a criminal offense according to the Supreme Court of the United States.

It is now a punishable offense.

You can be fined for being a Christian in the United States of America.

What you just heard may to some seem quite unintelligible, but let me tell you this.

As a veterinarian who is well versed in the finer points of canine linguistics, I can say

with great assurance that what Sagan just said was that even he knows that we, in fact,

evolved from filthy monkey men and women.

It's Thursday in April 10th, and normally black people are way cooler, but the oversized

pad with no curve and the sticker on the inside of the grip, that was a cultural misunderstanding.

Yeah, I'm no illusions.

I'm Ethan, and from America's G-Spot, New York, New York.

And America's un-popped boy-o-podonged Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, a bullish priest will notice the lego-brick road to atheism.

We'll discuss heat spalls, and we'll learn that god hates gay corporations too.

But first, the diatriot.

If another person tells me how religion helps people cope with death, I'm going to kick

them in the nuts.

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