Warning, this podcast contains adult language, and you better not tell.

And if you do, I'll rip the head off of all your stuffed animals, swear to God I will.

Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Muslim Outreach program

Million Man March Madness.

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And now The Skating Atheist.

Why does God allow Bill Mar to go on these blasphemous rants because he is waiting for Bill

Mar to come to the place of repentance?

Hi there, this is Tanner Campbell of the No God Cast Podcast.

I'm here to let you know two things.

The first is that you can listen to my show every week at 7pm Eastern time at nogodcast.com.

The second has been said before but bears repeating.

We did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's Thursday.

It's March 20th and I'm not a breast man or an ass man as much as I'm a throat man.

I have no illusions.

I'm Heath Henry and from Oral Sexy, New York, New York.

And Moral Sexy, Podunk, Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode we'll learn that explosions above a hundred and tenth street in Manhattan

don't count as terrorism.

We'll find a Jewish holiday that doesn't suck and Noah will fuck up the George Robin Hood.

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