Scathing Atheist 58: Child Mol-Esther Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2014

⏱️ 30 minutes

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In this week's episode, Hobby Lobby upgrades their health plan to cover opium tonics, leeches and hysterectomies, we promise to give you this candy bar if you get in the van and we learn that Latina lesbians that like to get stoned are perfect for Heath.

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0:00.0	Warning, this podcast may contain explicit references to things that Jesus might have put up his butt.
0:05.5	Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new line of Catholic faux-phalactics
0:09.8	decepticondoms DNA incubators from the makers of kingdom come perforated rubbers.
0:14.6	So for the ladies out there having trouble maintaining those fruitful multiplication numbers
0:18.0	are cursed with a husband that's way too socially responsible,
0:20.6	don't race to the garbage hand tried decepticondoms,
0:23.8	specially incubated for successful onborn retrieval for up to 48 hours.
0:27.7	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:29.7	Well in Jesus' time, if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together,
0:35.7	they would have been stoned to death.
0:38.7	So Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake nor would he have made them a bed to sleep in.
0:43.7	This is John from Sin City and your mom was knocked up by a filthy monkey man.
0:51.7	Last call!
0:57.7	It's Thursday and it's March 27th and everybody should know how to rip duct tape at this point.
1:07.7	It's not that difficult.
1:09.7	I'm Noah Luzons.
1:10.7	I'm Heath Henry.
1:11.7	And from Yankee Pot Roasting, New York, New York.
1:14.7	And Rebel Plot Boasting, Hodong, Georgia.
1:17.7	This is The Skating Atheist.
1:19.7	In this week's episode, Hobby Lobby's medical plan now covers opium tonic, leeches, and hysterectives.
1:26.7	We'll give you this chocolate bar if you'll get in the van.
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