Warning, this podcast may contain explicit references to things that Jesus might have put up his butt.

Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new line of Catholic faux-phalactics

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And now The Skating Atheist.

Well in Jesus' time, if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together,

they would have been stoned to death.

So Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake nor would he have made them a bed to sleep in.

This is John from Sin City and your mom was knocked up by a filthy monkey man.

Last call!

It's Thursday and it's March 27th and everybody should know how to rip duct tape at this point.

It's not that difficult.

I'm Noah Luzons.

I'm Heath Henry.

And from Yankee Pot Roasting, New York, New York.

And Rebel Plot Boasting, Hodong, Georgia.

This is The Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, Hobby Lobby's medical plan now covers opium tonic, leeches, and hysterectives.

We'll give you this chocolate bar if you'll get in the van.

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