Scathing Atheist 56: Epic Beard Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2014

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode a Kenyan pastor will half-a$$ the nudist church concept, we'll step right up and learn about the most unbelievable, inconceivable, incredible, inedible, stupendous and tremendous tonic this side of the Mississippi and Mark Nebo will join us to demonstrate the difference between a beard ride and a mustache ride.

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0:02.0	Guilty.
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0:26.0	to start selling online today.
0:30.0	Warning, this podcast contains all the words you can't say on television,
0:34.0	except Coxucker.
0:35.0	Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new
0:38.0	all-natural cure for a resurrectile dysfunction, Holy Sialis.
0:42.0	Do you have a savior who just can't rise like he used to?
0:45.0	Is your deity suffering from omnipotence?
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0:50.0	because we could even make the flying spaghetti monster al dente.
0:53.0	And now, The Skating Atheist.
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