Scathing Atheist 46: Pair of Kings Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2014

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman die in a tragic running-with-scissors-lesbian-sex accident, we'll make stuff up as we go along and Lucinda will join Heath and Noah to take Two Kings at the same time.

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0:00.0	This week's show is going to be a little bit different than usual.
0:02.8	Lucinda and I were moving over the holidays.
0:05.0	We knew we weren't going to be able to get together with Heath, so we recorded most of the show two weeks early.
0:09.4	Also, there won't be a poem for two kings this week.
0:11.9	I'm working on one, and I promise I'll have it for you in episode 47.
0:15.3	So enjoy this show. We'll be back to normal next week.
0:18.1	Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and should not be listened to by people who are offended by words.
0:24.5	Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Catholicize Matters, Jesus-themed porn studios.
0:30.0	From the people that brought you the glory holy Bible camp, high resurrection, Keester Sunday, and Keester Sunday do's second coming via prostate.
0:37.2	Catholicize Matters, because even before he was crucified, Jesus was hung.
0:41.5	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:43.6	Face it, evolution is unbelievable because it's simply not true.
0:47.5	Most people are not gullible enough to think that a frog changed into a prince.
0:51.7	Okay, I'm Jane Ovella from The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, and we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:58.8	Man.
1:12.0	It's Thursday.
1:13.4	It's 2014 of all things.
1:15.2	And now I'm hungover from the drugs I took from a hangover.
1:20.2	I'm Noah Luzon, and from deep in the bowels of New York, New York, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:27.2	In this week's episode, Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin die in a tragic running with scissors, let's be an accident.
1:33.4	We'll make shit up.
1:34.8	And Noah's wife will join us to take two kings at the same time I'm really sorry.
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