This week's show is going to be a little bit different than usual.

Lucinda and I were moving over the holidays.

We knew we weren't going to be able to get together with Heath, so we recorded most of the show two weeks early.

Also, there won't be a poem for two kings this week.

I'm working on one, and I promise I'll have it for you in episode 47.

So enjoy this show. We'll be back to normal next week.

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and should not be listened to by people who are offended by words.

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It's 2014 of all things.

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In this week's episode, Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin die in a tragic running with scissors, let's be an accident.

We'll make shit up.

And Noah's wife will join us to take two kings at the same time I'm really sorry.

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