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In response, he was quoting the gospel.

So people who are so insulted and offended by what he said evidently are offended by what he was quoting in the gospel.

So, you know, that's a whole, that's another interesting aspect in all of this.

This is Dustin Williams of The Atheist Nomads Podcast, and we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's Thursday, December 26th, and we can finally listen to some elevator music in public places again.

I'm Noah Luzion, and from City Waiting for its balls to drop New York, New York this is The Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, Melchem puts the youth back in Euthanasia.

So, after this prime, we'll die for your sins.

And Hemant Metta rejoins us to spackle some cracks in the wall of separation.

But first, then die and try.

Last week I was doing a little insufficiently executed juma shopping at one of New York's fine Fifth Avenue retail establishments.

When it happened upon five white haired little old ladies in matching smocks.

And on these smocks, they'd written in glue and glitter the words Granny Peace Brigade.

Unlike me, they weren't giving in to seasonally induced mindless consumerism, quite the opposite, in fact, they were there to protest.

And of all the evils that face our world, they'd chosen to invest their efforts of protestation on fucking video games.

So, I stood there and regarded them with anthropological curiosity because clearly they'd put some time into this.

They'd spent the money on the matching yellow smocks and they didn't half-ass it on the glitter.

They all made their own, but each one had the team name written in block letters of approximately the same height.

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