Warning, Noah's been in the Bible Belt for over a week now, so he's probably going to cut even more than usual.

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And now, the Skating Atheist.

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Hi, I'm Jason Carl from the Center for Reason Facebook page.

No matter how much your priest wants you to keep a secret, we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's Thursday.

It's January 9th.

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He's working it, you're loving it.

I'm no illusions.

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This is the Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, a New York City Council candidate takes cock as a slap in the face.

We'll make a lot of dick jokes.

And Evan Bernstein will join us to make ghost hunters look even dumber if that's possible.

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