Warning, I took an advo PM a little while ago, and I can't remember what I'm supposed to say, but he's no we're gonna say fucking stuff

Today's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new Jesus theme to Chinese restaurant chain walk on water

From the team that brought you the delicious Jewish Asian fusion cuisine chosen

Come in and try this week special pay king of kings duck with Easter egg drop soup

Walk on water the masters of cruciferide rice and now the Skating Atheist this is not rocket surgery

Some parts of the human body were designed for certain purposes other parts of the human body were not

And you start taking parts of the human body that were designed for one thing

And you start inserting them into other parts of the human body that were not designed for that. It's going to be trouble

Well, hi

I'm Andy from the

incredulous podcast and we did in fact evolve from filthy

Monkey man

And he could could you keep talking like that

Yeah, it's Thursday it's December 19 and kickers and defense shouldn't fucking count fans before

I have no illusions. I'm Ethan right and from bitterly frigid new york new york this is the Skating Atheist

In this week's episode we learn humans came on earth by our arching ropes of pan spermia

We find other reindeer games are more hockey than basketball and friendly atheist heaven feta will join us to rescue a shred of dignity

After the Paul Walker necrophilia joke or at least try first the diad

Oh

This past weekend, Ethan and I were playing each other in the semifinals of the fantasy football league of sinister secularists

It's a fantasy league we plan with a bunch of other secular podcasters and bloggers

And I don't just bring this up so that I have an excuse to mention that I try and stem and we'll face off against Cecil from cognitive

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