Scathing Atheist 43: Keep on Babblin' Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2013

⏱️ 31 minutes

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In this week's episode we learn that it's hard to roll your Rs with a cock in your mouth, we'll find out that we all have an equal right to hate gays, Heath explains that the roundness of Rush Limbaugh's jowls is related to pi and Lucinda will join us to destroy any future hope of a political career.

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0:00.0	Hello Anna Richardson here. I just thought I'd leave you a quick voice note to tell you
0:06.6	about my new advice podcast. It can't just be me.
0:12.8	I'll be getting super honest about my own topsy-turvy life, as well as helping you solve your
0:18.1	life dilemmas with the support of some very special guests and experts. From Podimo
0:24.0	and Max Criasis, it can't just be me. Wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.4	Warning, this podcast contains adult language, including two shits, a fuck, a piss, another
0:34.7	fuck, dick, jizz, another fuck, mother fucker, bitch, two more shits, cunt, cuck, fuck
0:40.9	tart, fuck nozzle, several assholes, more fuck.
0:44.5	Today's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the new chain of pre-apocalyptic
0:48.1	rapture supply outlets, Genesis 7-11. Because now that they're letting the queers get married,
0:53.2	you know God's judgment can't be far off. Mention this ad and get a free set of swimmies
0:56.7	with any purchase of twenty dollars or more. Genesis 7-11. Thank you, Jesus. Come again.
1:02.5	And now The Skating Atheist.
1:04.7	No country has ever fallen while it was truly honoring the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob.
1:12.6	So if you were completely atheistic, but you wanted to have a free country and you wanted
1:17.3	to have it safe and protected, that it might be a good thing to encourage those who believe
1:24.8	in God to keep doing so.
1:29.0	I'm Evan Bernstein from The Skeptics Guide to the Universe, and we did, in fact, evolve
1:33.2	from filthy monkey men.
1:47.3	It's Thursday, it's December 12, and my ass is less of a J-Lo and more of a C-Lo.
1:57.2	I have no illusions. I need that right.
1:59.4	And from Coniferous New York, New York, this is The Skating Atheist. In this week's episode,
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