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And now, the Skating Atheist.

I mean, just something as simple as having prayer in schools and having a daily Bible

already. Do you know, back when we did that in schools, America was number one in the world

and literacy. I am Adam Riggs and welcome to the Skating Atheist to far superior podcast

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many of my guests involve me that we did, indeed, evolve from filthy monkeymen.

It's Thursday, it's September 12th and it's the 12th anniversary of Heath's first 9-11 joke.

I'm your host Noah Luzonz and from Sardonic New York, New York, this is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, we'll be compassionate enough to cut the story with all the children's

cancer jokes. We'll discover that there are levels of evil pat Robertson can reach that would

still surprise you and Christian homophobes will create a Christian version of something that was

Christian to begin with. But first, the diatribe.

I was 12 years old and my mom was talking to a couple of friends of hers about where they were

when they learned that Kennedy got shot. One of the friends admitted that she couldn't actually

recall where she was and that freaked my mom right the fuck out. It was simply unthinkable in her

mind that somebody could have forgotten that moment and that was simply unthinkable to me.

I couldn't comprehend of an event so potent that you'd be surprised if somebody failed to

recall it precisely a quarter of a century later and I continued to not comprehend that for another

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