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And now the Skating Atheist.

And I just decided there's only one hope that matters in my life.

Unfortunately, it's not the 83, 85,000 people in my district, there's only one hope that matters.

And that's when I stand before the Lord of that judgment seat.

But after signing this Mount Fort, it's more important to do what is right by God.

This is Mark Nebo from Bsecular.com, and we did, in fact, evolve from filthy, monkey men.

It's Thursday, it's September 5th, and I think I'm going to go ahead and start bent

hate in my flex spot, even though I've got Lacey, you know, he's a rookie going against

the Niners.

Anyway, I'm your host, Noah Luzonz, and from prematurely autumn to New York, New York,

this is the Skating Atheist.

In this week's episode, we'll find Jesus, and it'll turn out he was at the South African

Sex Pot just like we expected.

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