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You know what they do in San Francisco, some of the gate community that they want to get people so if they've got the stuff, they'll have a ring, you shake hands and the rings got a little thing where you cut your finger.

Really?

Yeah, really. I mean, there's that kind of vicious stuff which you'd be the equivalent of murder.

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I'm your host No Illusions and from Wellhung, New York, New York, this is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, the Pope races eyebrows with his new don't tell, don't tell policy on sex abuse.

A high school in Indonesia will consider a new virgin fingering policy and Lucinda will join us to talk divine, land reapportionment.

But first, the diatribe.

If you ever want to feel really old, take somebody who's diaper you once changed and then watch them change their kids diaper.

My wife had the opportunity to do exactly that last week when she flew down to Georgia to meet her niece's brand new baby girl.

Now, she doesn't get to see her family very often, so our six-year-old nephew spent most of the week clinging to her leg in one manner or another.

So one night, she's hanging out with him and he's looking for excuses not to go to bed.

He's got a bunch of planets on his wall, so he starts asking her, which planet is that? Which one is that?

And before long, she's got her laptop fired up and she's showing them Cassini pictures,

and voyager images, and close-ups of coronal mass ejections, and he's eating it up.

She shows him the Hubble Deep Field image, and his eyes just linger and uncheck the measurement when she tells him that every point of light he sees is another galaxy with billions or even trillions of stars.

It takes him a second to even think how to respond, and when he does, the question is fucking heart-breaking.

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