Scat Facials For A Smoother, Wrinkle Free Skin

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:52:20 That Time Satan Had His Own TV Show 09:26:04 Satanic Gay Sex 10:59:24 Eugene The Thumb Dicked R-Word 14:49:15 Let’s Play “What’s The Crazy Person On The Bus Trying To Say” 16:15:09 A Woman Gets Punched On The Subway, And Everyone Is OK With It 20:36:01 4 Pork Chops […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, August 16th, 2024, coming up on the program today, shot over stinky
0:06.4	Feet.
0:07.4	Plus, I introduce you to Eugene the Thumbick Retard, which is a name I did not make up that's how he wants to be
0:13.8	introduced and having sex and losing two leaders of blood while doing it all
0:18.6	coming up today
0:21.0	Saturday is bridge trying too hard to get her man?
0:25.0	Sounds to me like you put out before dinner again.
0:28.0	It's a new golden girl.
0:30.0	B. Bélons V. Not man is looking for that you.
0:45.0	But you'll have lived here with your
0:48.0	digital dach for be.
0:50.0	You'll start all take life
0:52.0	and you're let me know the same
0:55.0	in the state.
0:58.0	If there's a conse to do that and I'm going to be
1:02.0	a good idea to last.
1:05.0	But when you hear the clair
1:08.0	I feel that we'll do,
1:10.0	you shall be hard to get, and man to sluber than I'm here. You shall dreams have varvara kakkocats and
1:13.2	to slurkur dain.
1:16.2	I'm gonna'er dain.
1:24.0	Mersiea d'wa mon ami. Thank you're Merci at your enemy
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