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Chris Chan’s Wild Arrest Recording Released!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:29:23  Chris Chan: The Incest Incident 06:54:08  Bodycam Audio From Chris Chan’s Incest Arrest 22:37:06  Meade’s Dream About Donald Trump 27:05:11  Kamala Harris Riding A Snake – Wet Dream? 28:33:20  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!  30:55:00  Having Sex With A Cow In Thailand Goes Wrong 35:06:04  Fruit Smoothies Won’t […]

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, August 20th, 2024 coming up on the program today, body camera rest

0:06.0

footage of trans incest loll cow, Chris Chan has finally been released, plus which Utah had a wet dream about Kamala Harris straddling a serpent.

0:15.2

And the entire United States is under attack from furry hackers.

0:21.5

We bring you open Bible dialogue with your host Joseph Chambers. Open Bible Dialogue is two hours of

0:29.1

presentation and discussion from the infallible word of God. You're the special guest and you're

0:34.8

invited to call and participate. You just start praying, calling in the name of

0:39.0

Jesus and rest your life in his care and he will give you victory.

0:43.0

Okay, well what about these dreams I'm having about these snakes every now?

0:46.0

You know, I like the same thing.

0:48.0

I mean go to God with all your heart and your faith.

0:51.0

Okay, well the craziest thing is I wake up with erections after these

0:53.8

strengths. Sir, listen now I'm going to mark the time of your call and we're going to

0:59.2

do our best to trace you people that are so ugly and so mean and so idiot you know it's horrible.

1:06.3

Hey Luca.

1:07.3

Listen I don't know who these idiots are calling up here with all these silly phone calls but I

1:12.1

listen to you on several occasions and I find

1:14.4

that what you're doing is valuable and we need your voice and I am totally naked and covered in

1:20.3

pancake syrup. It's amazing how crazy these fellas are. I don't understand.

1:26.0

Robert Chamber. Yes. I was wondering if you could answer a question about the great

1:30.8

harlot, the more of revelations that they talk about?

1:35.0

Oh yes, absolutely. Yes. I wonder if you haven't have her phone number. It's been a while.

1:40.0

Wait a minute. Do you believe that you have owes a real?

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