Erotic Book Creaming In The Public Library

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:03 Revisting Mobility Mary 07:58:02 Trump’s Awesome New Lisp 11:53:19 Man Gets Very Verbally Abusive Over A Speeding Ticket 21:56:11 Insane Person Thinks Everyon Is A KKK Pedophile 25:29:24 Milk Milk Lemonade Round The Corner Is Where Katy Perry Is 28:50:15 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:17:04 World Record N-Word […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday August 14th, 2024, coming up on the program today a speeding motorist
0:05.9	versus a bald-ass bitch pig.
0:07.8	Plus, why does our former president sound like Daffy Duck all of a sudden?
0:11.8	Katie Perry's owed to piss and shit, and masturbating
0:15.0	in the library was just the start of one woman's legal problems.
0:19.0	All coming up today. Distorted View Daily
0:24.0	Daily, proudly presents
0:26.0	why you shouldn't drive your mobility scooter on a busy road.
0:32.0	Oh my God.
0:35.0	Excuse me, sir.
0:39.0	Excuse me, sir.
0:40.0	Sir, hello? sir hello you almost you almost hit me you made a totally illegal move
0:48.1	yes I'm serious almost in life no fucking almost in life. I did not hit you. I said you almost hit me. You made an illegal.
0:57.0	Get the fuck off the street with that thing. You're in the street. It's not a car. That's not a car.
1:02.0	It's a disability mobility.
1:05.0	Go away. I did not hit you. I'm with my kids here. Go away.
1:09.0	I have my two little boys here. Oh, do you?
1:13.0	And they're alive, you almost killed me.
1:16.0	Not Donald Trump.
1:17.0	Go away.
1:18.0	I did not hit you.
1:20.0	You should get out the street with that thing to ride it.
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