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two two five shone you never have problems with year math until until you look at it as dollars so year math

like year math you tell me like yo 200 years ago yeah my, no, no, I can't see it. Like, like, your math, like the man's 35 minus this day, that date, it fucking takes me a while to process and buffer. But dollars, yeah. I do pretty quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Who is it? Because that's just a memorization of transactions. Yeah, but it's like the same number, but for some reason, bro, like 2025, like, how many years ago this dad?

Like, what?

Yeah. What is it? Because that's just, that's just a memorization of transactions. Yeah, but it's like the same number.

But for some reason, bro, like 20, 25, like, how many years ago this, dad?

Like, for some reason, your math just makes me think. You know what, yeah. It makes me, like, it takes me an extra minute to be like, all right, let me get a notepad. I think I just, while you were saying that, I think I put it together.

I think it's because maybe it triggers your brain to

remember a memory first as opposed to just straight counting when you have a math fraction

to do or you know numbers to subtract or add all your thing about those numbers if you say

how long ago was 1800s I don't know I don't know that's that was a little different, if you were to say, that's like, that's like, 1800? I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. But if you tell me, that's 225. That's what I'm talking about. Is it? Okay, but like, that's different. No one's ever asking. How was was 1951 no but that's like every day like

oh this is built and so on so how many years okay hold on yeah but that's what no that's what i'm saying

if you were to say to me like what happened back in 2001 or how many years ago was 2001 well that's

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