I Thought Forest Whitaker Was Three People | EP 226
Random Order Podcast
Random Order Studios
5.0 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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We finally get to the bottom of who all the Whitakers are after discovering there's more than just Forest. Also:
⭐️ Asbestos
⭐️ Scalp moisturization
⭐️ Standing between a tree and a bulldozer
⭐️ Jadakiss has hair
⭐️ Getting a Tesla humanoid
⭐️ Ordering from the Shoolastic Book Order
⭐️ When the Microsoft feds come for you
⭐️ The time Trey growled at a man
⭐️ When a rusty bridge leaks onto your raw scalp
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| 0:00.0 | this is a headgum podcast okay rule of thumb forest Whitaker kind of looks like |
| 0:08.0 | martin lores today yeah and that's what's confusing me and can Whitaker looks like for |
| 0:12.5 | is Whitaker more than Forrest Whitaker for as woodaker for is like Martin Lawrence now right |
| 0:17.0 | Forrest is Martin Lawrence whittaker who's in for us is looks like Martin Lawrence and for his winter is Martin Lawrence Whitaker. Whose? Forrest's looks like Martin Lawrence. |
| 0:22.2 | Forrest Whitaker blended. |
| 0:24.2 | Ken Whitaker looks like Forrest Whitaker more than Forrest Whitaker looks like. |
| 0:27.7 | Ken Whitaker looks like most like Forrest Whitaker. |
| 0:29.3 | And Cannotless Not Forrest. |
| 0:31.0 | And then Damon Whitaker looks like Usher Corian House. |
| 0:34.2 | To a person. |
| 0:36.4 | Yes. |
| 0:37.3 | Rule of thumb. Add a little bit of hell of Coogey. Random Mortar Show episode 1226 on, man. You know what it is, man? She got them, boy, you're man. What I'm in the building, dog. Yep. He baby tracking in the building. Someone took my chill. Be Sebastian in the building. Yes, sir. All day, man. day man you know what it is man What a wholesome episode We have prepared for you guys And we're ready to let it rip man We hit all the hard-hidden topics Scott moisturization Asbestos The other Whitaker's besides Forest Whitaker Standing between a tree and a bulldozer Jay Kiss is bought by choice Getting a Tesla humanoid |
| 1:11.3 | Ordering from the Scholastic Book Order |
| 1:12.9 | When the Microsoft Feds come free |
| 1:14.5 | The time trade ground out of man |
| 1:15.9 | Tick-Toc and traffic |
| 1:16.9 | When you miss an exit in your destination |
| 1:18.4 | Is two more hours further |
| 1:19.4 | And of course man |
| 1:20.4 | You know we had to talk about it |
| 1:22.0 | When the Rusty Bridge leaks onto your rile scout |
| 1:25.7 | Listen man you know the things we like. |
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