Bringing a Full Sized Suitcase as a Carry On ft. Hassan Phills | EP 224
Random Order Podcast
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5.0 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Hassan details life on the road during his comedy tour "This Tour is Jokes" and how he used an XL suitcase as a carry-on. Also:
⭐️ When your luggage ankles break
⭐️ Hassan on tour
⭐️ Hassan's late-night dirt-bag Uber Eats order
⭐️ Hassan sleeps anywhere
⭐️ Hassan runs full speed in the airport
⭐️ Hassan loses his passport in Amsterdam
⭐️ Hassan gets his License as a man
⭐️ Hassan's Tiktok algorithm is cooked
⭐️ Jamaican food innovation
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| 0:00.0 | this is a head gum podcast i says so i'm gonna take everything out and then you serve you look at |
| 0:11.0 | everything in there i'm gonna take everything out we could put in a plastic bag as long as i get my |
| 0:16.5 | things then we're good all right and then the guy gave me you know what he i said honestly you could |
| 0:21.3 | dash the bag you could catch the suitcase if you give me a bag now a little little little plastic bag garby bag |
| 0:27.5 | that's making a deal with no shoes i look no belt i got the strict you look random order show episode 224 on the man. |
| 0:40.3 | You know what it is, man. |
| 0:41.3 | He's a goddamn boy Jermaine. |
| 0:42.3 | Man, I'm in the building. |
| 0:43.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:44.3 | Be baby in the building. |
| 0:45.3 | Yo, the biggest baby in the game. |
| 0:48.3 | My twin is in here. |
| 0:49.3 | Shelter Sebastian in the building. |
| 0:51.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:52.3 | Welcome back, y'all. |
| 0:53.3 | And of course, man, we had to bring him back, man. |
| 0:56.0 | The well-traveled, the well-dressed, cool glasses, the beard is grown in. |
| 1:01.9 | It's back. |
| 1:02.7 | The man himself. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:04.6 | The passport loser. |
| 1:06.8 | Assam Phil's in the building, everybody. |
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