Saying Yes to the Dress (w/ Megan Gailey)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Megan Gailey (Conan, Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) chats with Nicole about life as a newlywed in quarantine, the horrors of wedding dress shopping, and the freaks using dating apps right now. Plus, how early is it acceptable to start drinking? Quarantine is causing crazies. For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh boy, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	The podcast or a mean-o-co-buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though if you took me to a grocery store and left me there with no means to get home with this coronavirus, I would still date you.
0:42.0	Oh boy, my guest today is you've seen her on Conan.
0:47.0	You've seen her on Ladylike.
0:49.0	You've seen her at midnight.
0:51.0	You've seen her on the Tonight Show.
0:52.0	You've seen her at a lights out with David Spane.
0:55.0	It's Megan Gale.
0:58.0	Wow.
1:01.0	Oh my gosh, I almost burst through my own wall.
1:06.0	I love it, just like the Kool-Aid man.
1:08.0	Oh yeah.
1:10.0	We had a little bit of, well, we did.
1:13.0	I had a technical difficulty up top and it gave me time to make myself a tall glass of sangria.
1:19.0	Ooh, what a treat.
1:20.0	I have been starting drinking at like 4 p.m. every single day.
1:24.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:25.0	I, one day, I was 1 p.m. and then I was like, that can't continue to happen.
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