Third Wheel in a Quarantine (w/ Tommy Lenk)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

"Marriage should be a lease with an option to renew" Tommy Lenk (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, host of Trashcast) shares his ideas to modernize marriage, points out the archaic rules of straight dating, and talks about his experience living in quarantine with his ex-bf's new bf. We've hit peak horny!! Nicole is having a full blown meltdown. Stay inside and stay safe everyone! For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh.
0:23.0	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date me?
0:26.0	A podcast or a mean-acall-pire-advire?
0:28.3	Fuck me.
0:29.4	We're made Nicole Byer.
0:31.2	I know who I am.
0:32.5	Tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could.
0:37.0	Put a hat over my eyes, spin me around, and kick me into the street and let a car hit me.
0:43.3	I would still date you.
0:46.0	My guest today, you know him from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, East Siders.
0:50.5	He's got an Instagram where he recreates looks from the red carpet and has a podcast called Trashcast.
0:56.1	It's Tom Lang-Clo!
0:59.2	I want to date you.
1:00.6	I want to date you.
1:02.3	I want to date you.
1:03.8	Yes!
1:05.7	Oh, what a treat.
1:07.3	Thank you so much for doing this.
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