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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Loving Your Boobs (w/ Amy Miller)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up comedian & Nicole's opener Amy Miller (host of Who's Your God) teaches us how to spot a chucklefucker, shares her experience going through Steve Harvey's 90 day sex rule, and how to feel powerful giving a blowjob. Plus, a motivational chat about loving your girls, and a check-in from quarantine. For more Nicole Byer, check out her new podcast - Newcomers! Her and Lauren Lapkus are watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very first time. Subscribe today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964 Pre-order Nicole's new book: www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Please tell me why.

0:18.0

Wow, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?

0:27.7

The podcast or me Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could

0:33.7

throw popcorn down my throat and never give me water and I would still date you.

0:41.7

They get dumber and dumber every episode.

0:44.7

My guest today is my road dog.

0:47.7

She opens for me on the road.

0:48.7

She also has a podcast called Who's Your God?

0:53.7

It's Amy Miller.

0:56.7

Hello from quarantine.

0:59.7

Yes, we are technical.

1:01.7

Oh, not much.

1:02.7

I was just saying that we are recording remotely because social distancing is what's going to

1:09.7

flatten the curb of coronies.

1:11.7

I know.

1:12.7

I miss when we could be doing stand-up comedy shows and being in the room with other people.

1:18.7

That was fun.

1:19.7

It was fun.

1:20.7

It was fun.

1:22.7

We have fun together.

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