Loving Your Boobs (w/ Amy Miller)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Stand-up comedian & Nicole's opener Amy Miller (host of Who's Your God) teaches us how to spot a chucklefucker, shares her experience going through Steve Harvey's 90 day sex rule, and how to feel powerful giving a blowjob. Plus, a motivational chat about loving your girls, and a check-in from quarantine.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Wow, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.7 | The podcast or me Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could |
| 0:33.7 | throw popcorn down my throat and never give me water and I would still date you. |
| 0:41.7 | They get dumber and dumber every episode. |
| 0:44.7 | My guest today is my road dog. |
| 0:47.7 | She opens for me on the road. |
| 0:48.7 | She also has a podcast called Who's Your God? |
| 0:53.7 | It's Amy Miller. |
| 0:56.7 | Hello from quarantine. |
| 0:59.7 | Yes, we are technical. |
| 1:01.7 | Oh, not much. |
| 1:02.7 | I was just saying that we are recording remotely because social distancing is what's going to |
| 1:09.7 | flatten the curb of coronies. |
| 1:11.7 | I know. |
| 1:12.7 | I miss when we could be doing stand-up comedy shows and being in the room with other people. |
| 1:18.7 | That was fun. |
| 1:19.7 | It was fun. |
| 1:20.7 | It was fun. |
| 1:22.7 | We have fun together. |
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