Greetings, Resident Shields.

Identification number 44562.

I am seer.

My sensors indicate that you have just completed maintenance on a faulty light switch in Recreation Room 5 on Floor 87 Section B, hallway 34.

You were about to be sent to enjoy your break in Break Room 3, 2 hallways over.

I regret to inform you that something more urgent than hot beverages and light conversation

with your fellow residents has arisen in the meantime.

Low-level alert.

Residents currently assigned to break room 5 of floor 87, Section B, have been temporarily reassigned to take their breaks in room 4 of the same floor and section.

Complementary scones will be provided to all residents who have been minorly inconvenienced by their temporary reassignment.

Please note that if Break Room 4 is your regularly assigned area,

these scones are not for you.

The total caloric intake of these scones has already been appropriately deducted from all residents who are affected by the change.

You do not want to inadvertently participate in ration theft by consumption of confections that were not meant for you.

The consequences of such actions, intentional or not,

would be disastrous for you.

Resident Shields. I'm sure in your years of service for airless dynamics, you have heard rumors that some areas of typhoon are not always stable.

I, of course, do not mean that they are prone to seismic activity,

or that they are in any danger of breaking away from the core mass of typhon,

turning into smaller meteorites, that plummet to Earth and cause a lesser, yet still, drastically devastating incident

to the population below.

I am merely commenting on the fact that, from time to time, some small sections of Typhon,

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