Greetings, Resonant Frankel.

Identification number 4.4232.

I am Seer, and I am concerned about your health.

According to your file, you have not visited with one of airless physicians in almost six months.

This is an astounding statistic and runs counter to conventional logic, given the stress

and exposure to risk inherent in your position here in Helcyon Tower. Tier 1 researchers in the Helm Anthology Department

have a tendency to require moderate to urgent medical care

roughly once every 1.6 weeks.

Yet somehow, you have not had any recorded

emergency infection incidents in over 25 weeks.

And coincidentally, every recent approved recreation event you have been scheduled to enjoy during this time span has been cancelled.

It has been determined that it is in airless best interest to have you

checked over. Please proceed to floor 3 immediately.

Reminder

Today is the day the mirrors see

Hopefully each and every resident took the annually prescribed precautions

by removing lavatory mirrors and turning them towards the wall or covering

them with several overlapping layers of duct tape.

Any residents that regularly come into contact with highly reflective surfaces are advised to keep their eyes closed today.

If your job happens to be one of the few that requires both exposure to highly reflective materials and visual vigilance,

Aeroleith Dynamics thanks you for your tireless service to humanity's future.

Everything will likely be just fine,

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