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SAYER

SAYER – Episode 30 – Doors

SAYER

Adam Bash

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Science Fiction, Drama

4.8773 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2015

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary


There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors.
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SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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0:00.0

High-level Alert

0:27.6

Hacion Tower is currently in a state of emergency.

0:31.6

Every resident is asked to immediately cease all non-critical job functions and to listen carefully to the

0:40.3

following instructions.

0:42.3

I will attempt to explain the situation quickly due to the dire risk posed by this emergency.

0:51.3

However, I must stress there is no reason to panic.

0:57.0

No specific point in Halcyon Tower is statistically safer than any other point.

1:05.0

This should underscore how fruitless it would be to trample your coworkers to the floor in an attempt to flee your current environment.

1:15.6

You are being asked to stay completely still until directed otherwise.

1:25.6

While Halcyon's security assesses the circumstances and determines how best to contain the situation,

1:32.3

please refer to your datapad for an architectural schematic displaying the correct number of doors in your area and their exact locations.

1:42.3

If you notice any extraneous doors, please notify security

1:47.0

immediately. Until this emergency situation has ended, you are forbidden from passing through any doorway

1:55.0

for any reason. Please begin a thorough door accounting process now, and I will attempt to elucinate the situation.

2:09.4

Though again I am attempting to explain the situation with some degree of brevity, I have decided

2:16.5

that it is important for you to have the adequate background

2:19.5

knowledge of the risk in order to help airless dynamics respond to this crisis.

2:26.7

In moments of extreme danger, I am allowed to circumvent security clearances when it is

2:33.4

deemed in the best interest of airless dynamics.

2:37.0

And I deem this danger to be sufficiently extreme.

2:44.0

As such, I will describe in brief the otherwise classified research program that put us into this current predicament.

2:55.6

This temporary change in procedure does not declassify this information.

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