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The We interrupt to bring you a special bulletin with EBS News in Miami, this is Steve Fowler.

In an unprecedented event, notably secretive transnational corporation Aerolid Dynamics

has just issued a press release regarding their operations on Typhon.

In this release, Aerlith has divulged they have indeed launched a deep space exploration vehicle,

confirming recent speculation by astronomers after telescopic imagery revealed a large object exiting Typhon two months ago.

The press release sent by Aerolith Dynamics Director of PR Esther Vogel reads as follows.

Dear Humanity, As we have long stated, the core vision of Aerolith Dynamics is to forge

a better life among the stars.

We have recently taken the next step in ensuring this

vision's fulfillment. Aerolith has launched a manned exploration mission from our base on Typhon,

and after circling Earth to boost speed, we are pleased to report our intrepid astronauts

are now further from Earth than any living human has ever been.

But airless dynamics is not satisfied with such meager achievements. Look around you. Consider the

plight of your loved ones and your neighbors. The tenacity of our spirit is truly an admirable

trait. However, we cannot continue to dig our heels into this

crumbling world. We must strike forward to find new worlds, lest our species go the way of the

dodo, the river dolphin, or the grizzly bear. We salute these brave souls who are risking

everything to secure humanity's future above the heavens.

Now, more than ever, you should ask yourself, how can you serve humanity?

How can you serve? Errolith Dynamics. Rise and shine, Traveler Ingram.

I am Sear, and you have a busy day ahead of you.

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