Sawbones: Your Medical Questions, Answered!

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2016

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

This week on Sawbones, Dr. Sydnee and Justin help provide you with the answers to all the medical questions you can muster, everything from knocking people out in action movies to tastebud inflamation. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

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0:00.0	Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:25.0	Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.
1:03.0	Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones, Merrill True of Miscotted Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.
1:09.0	And I'm Sydney McAroy.
1:11.0	Well, sorry that this episode is so late in coming. It's been kind of crummy week.
1:18.0	Yeah. He didn't feel like it.
1:20.0	It just didn't feel particularly funny. I usually am supposed to have answers for things on this show, like information to share with you and explanations.
1:30.0	And frankly, I don't have a lot of answers for anything that's happening in the world right now. There it is.
1:38.0	But do you, Justin, do, but I didn't ask you if you have any answers.
1:42.0	Yeah, but I'm not sharing.
1:43.0	There are going to be in my book that's coming out. All the answers, everything explained by Justin McAroy. That's going to be a big seller.
1:50.0	Can I be straight up with you? Like, I really wish we could use profanity on our podcast this week.
1:55.0	Yeah, I understand that vibe too, Sid. But you know what? I, I, I will not stop. I will not stop. I will not stop.
2:09.0	Are you about to rap? You can't stop. Stop the signal. You can't stop the solvone signal.
2:17.0	And you know what? We may not have all the answers, but we thought, hey, we can answer some of the questions that like medical ones, like funny,
2:27.0	and I think it would be medical questions that we can, that I might have some insight on maybe.
2:32.0	So let's try. Let's do it, Sid. I got a whole bevy, a flotilla of questions here for you. And I'm hoping that you can help me to parse them all out.
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