Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm Madison, I'm Madison, the Estelle in my car, for the mouth.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a mental tour of Miscite in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

Sit, pretend I did the intro sad. Like pretend I sound sad when I did it.

Do you want to start over again? No, no, no, no, just pretend I sound sad.

Oh, Justin, you sound so sad. What's wrong?

Thanks for noticing, Sydney. I'm just a little bit depressed.

Why are you a little bit depressed?

Well, it's just, I don't know, you know, the seasons are changing all around us, but I get a beautiful fall leaves are falling.

Kind of unimpressive this year, don't you think?

I will. Flash is prickly.

I feel like it kind of happened all at once because it was hot all the way up until it wasn't hot.

So they're all more like brown and crunchy straight there instead of like the.

Why did you have to say brown and crunchy? Oh, that's why I'm really sad.

You're really sad because of brown and crunchy?

Yeah, the mind of this is you're going to have to give me some explanation here.

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