Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a metal tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

I'm Sydney McElroy. I hit all my condoms and it's really well in that intro. Sydney, I just wanted to know I really put the effort in.

You come from a proud tradition of radio voices, so I expect nothing less from it.

Finally, I've come into my own. Sydney, this is an exciting episode for a change. Yes, this is...

I always think it's interesting to see what my lovely non-medical husband finds interesting because in the medical world, I think our definition of interesting sometimes is, well, it's different and it's also unpleasant.

Sydney literally just started an anecdote with, you're not going to think this is funny, you won't get this and then truck right on through that bad boy.

It's a three luscious minute. That's a funny doctor. I'm not even going to get into it because...

We'll test it with the audience. It'll be a special bonus to lead a team. No, no, no.

There's not any episode. It could be somebody's first episode and I can't have that on our program. This is an exciting episode because we're going to...

This is a historic generation because of this topic. I think that I guess that's true in a way.

Yeah, it is. We're talking about chicken pox. And the reason I was excited about, I asked people for their stories about it because it occurred to me that like our generation is really the last generation for whom...

Obviously, chicken pox won't be annihilated but for whom chicken pox will be an everyday sort of right of passage.

I also like the word annihilated used for a virus thing.

You don't think exactly?

You don't think exactly?

Unniallately the virus.

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