Sawbones: Vaccines

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.8 • 15.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2014

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We save your kids. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

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0:00.0	Saabones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:25.0	Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	The medicine, the medicine, the escalant, the cop, for the mouth.
1:03.0	Wow! Well, we're really welcome to Saabones, a marital tour of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.
1:11.0	And I'm Sydney McElroy.
1:15.0	Today is the episode that the most people have requested from us, but the one that we have been most hesitant to also do.
1:28.0	Yeah, we don't really have like a funny thing to say here or a bit or anything. We're just kind of going to, you know, no goofs because this is really serious.
1:37.0	And we didn't want to do the episode because when we started this show, we've explained this a couple of times, but just to ram this point home, when we started this show, we wanted to be something that everybody could enjoy, you know, could get something out of, could have some fun with and not feel not something confrontational.
1:54.0	No, no, there's nothing real life.
1:56.0	Just to inform and entertain, not to like challenge your view of the world in any major way.
2:03.0	Not that that's a bad thing. I would encourage you to regularly engage in things that do that, but that wasn't really our purpose.
2:12.0	So, but here's the thing, kids are getting the measles and that's ridiculous.
2:18.0	And kids are getting whooping cough.
2:21.0	Kids are getting whooping cough and it's 2014. My wife doesn't wear a pediforn right. That's the thing.
2:30.0	A pediforn, I think a pediforn is a dessert item.
2:33.0	She doesn't wear a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a hoob skirt. It's 2014.
2:42.0	Kids getting whooping cough. That's ridiculous.
2:45.0	knowledge of women's fashion is a whole other issue but my knowledge of
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