Sawbones: Birth
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2014
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.0 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.0 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.0 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.0 | Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four. |
| 0:33.0 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around. |
| 0:56.0 | The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macabre for the mouth. |
| 1:03.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a medical tour of Miss Guy Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm still Sydney McAroy. Sydney, I'm the tire to be a pregnant. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, I'm sorry, you're tired? I'm tired of being pregnant as a couple. I'm trying to share in your burden. |
| 1:23.0 | What, which part of pregnancy has been hardest on your body? Would you say? |
| 1:29.0 | I relieve the house too tired. Can't do that. |
| 1:35.0 | You can't relieve the house because you're too tired. Every time I drink I feel guilty. |
| 1:40.0 | Oh gosh, that must be so hard for you. You don't know what it's like, Sydney. |
| 1:43.0 | I don't know what it's like to drink anymore. I don't remember. I don't remember what it's like to do anything other than sit and be tired. |
| 1:50.0 | Are you tired of it? Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy? |
| 1:53.0 | I know. Are you tired of hearing about it? Everybody's tired of it. We just want a stupid baby. |
| 1:59.0 | Oh, she won't be a stupid baby. |
| 2:01.0 | At first she will be stupid. No. |
| 2:03.0 | There's literally no other kind of baby. I've seen, and I've seen baby genius this trust me. That's fake. |
| 2:10.0 | I guess we're almost out of... We thought the baby would be here by now. Maybe there's just like... |
| 2:17.0 | We should think in our part. But we've been doing a lot of shows about pregnancy. |
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