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We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saabones, a marital tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. Hey Justin. I'm in to tell you that something really disturbing happened to me the other week when you were out of town.

You know when you abandoned me right in the midst of my pregnancy, my third trimester, you know, for the electronics commission for work.

So you remember that when you left me here? Yeah, I was very recent. Very alone. I'm sure that wounds are still very fresh.

Well, I was staying with my parents as you know, and my little sister Riley, who is 13 for everyone listening.

And for people who aren't listening, she's still 13. That's true that she is 13. Her, her existence is a 13 year old continues regardless of you, the listener.

Think about it. That's interesting. But she asked me a question and the question was, do I have a uterus even though I haven't been pregnant?

Well, great. I was a little worried about our public schools this year. Yeah, I mean, she's had, she says she's had sex ed.

She knows what a period is, but she was a little unsure if in fact she did have a uterus yet or not. And did you grow that when you got pregnant or was that already there?

And this really got me worried. I mean, is this, is this like normal? Is this, if it makes you feel like it's the most 13 year olds? Not no.

If it makes you feel any better, I had an extended period of time where I think you're aware of this of how these things were sort of comes gradually.

I had an extended period of time for a couple years in my youth where I thought babies came from the stomach.

I knew they lived in the stomach. I thought they emerged from the stomach through some sort of, you know, that stretch mark you sometimes see in a pregnant woman.

I guess it's not a stretch mark. Talking about the linear nigra. Yeah, the linear nigra, I guess. I thought that was a seam of some sort that opened to allow the baby to exit.

Was it unclean? Like with a zipper or with velcro? Some sort of velcro zipper, flesh zipper arrangement. I was unclear of the specifics, but yes, for there was a period of time where I thought that was the way it worked.

Well, I mean, I guess in an ascent, sometimes that is the way it worked. I basically invented C-section. I'm saying I incepted C-sections.

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