Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow.

Oh, alright, one of the Saubones, Married with two, of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host, just Macro.

I'm Sydney Macro.

Sydney, I got a therapeutic orange binocled chillin upstairs. So we'll find it.

There, therapeutic orange binocled.

Why were you so distracted by me cracking open or refreshing chairwant?

It was a very loud, like I felt like it was you intentionally held your can of cheer wine very close to the microphone as you opened it.

It felt intentional.

You don't have headphones on. How would you have any way of impacting you?

I mean, I'm just sitting here in real life, not headphone sound, but all the actual sound and it was very loud.

But there's people at home who are like, wow, it sounds really refreshing.

Are you like a chill for cheer wine?

For Chris, refreshing cheer wine?

Made the same recipe since 1917.

No, actually, I'm going to have to stop you right there. We don't get paid to do any ads for them.

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