Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, I'm not a sense, I'm a scallant macaque for the mouth.

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, I'm Aaron Tuerb, Miss Guy at Medicine. I am your coach at Smebbro.

I'm Sydney McRod. Normally we'd have a fun thing.

Like a bit. Like a whole little back and forth. We pretend like we're going to talk.

We pretend like we're going to talk about something else or like you just kind of happen to walk into our living room to overhear us discussing something related.

Maybe I do like a fun accent. I'd be like, Zootanol. That kind of thing.

That's just his favorite thing to say in an accent.

Zootanol. I see I do that and we have books about that French draft. Sophie, I do anyway. This doesn't matter.

No, because we're not going to do a bit this time. We're not going to pretend like you wandered into our crazy conversation about how Justin thinks he's sick or

you know, us talking about Charlie or something like that.

Yeah, we're going to talk about gunshot wounds on this episode because it has become a pressing topic, I would say, in the world.

I think that because this is actually isn't something I looked back isn't something that anybody has asked me to specifically cover before.

I would not email.

Yeah, so it's supposed to be fun.

It is. Now, and I will say that you're going to get your usual kind of goofy saw bones stuff here.

There's no exception when we're talking about the treatment of wounds in general throughout history.

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