Sawbones: Christmas is Trying to Kill You
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2015
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Saul Bones is a show about medical history and nothing the Hosey should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:09.6 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:17.4 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:27.7 | You are worth it! |
| 0:30.5 | You won't do a favour of it. |
| 0:49.3 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. |
| 0:53.7 | We've just gone through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around. |
| 0:57.7 | Some medicines, some medicines that escalate my crop for the mouth. |
| 1:03.7 | How do you treat me like a woman? |
| 1:05.7 | Wow! |
| 1:06.1 | Is the treat a what? |
| 1:08.1 | All right. |
| 1:10.1 | I'll start to shit my hands. |
| 1:11.3 | Thank you, Daddy. |
| 1:14.1 | Hello everybody, welcome to Saul Bones, a mental tour of Miss Guy and Medicine. |
| 1:18.5 | I am your co-host Justin McElroy. |
| 1:24.5 | I'm Sydney McElroy. |
| 1:26.5 | Is it because you're waiting until we've both introduced ourselves and then applauding for us both? |
| 1:36.5 | How kind? |
| 1:38.5 | That's what I'm going to tell myself. |
| 1:40.5 | No, no, they just like me better. |
| 1:42.9 | Woo! |
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