Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. Sorry, the microphone's like, walk it. I move the angle of it. I'm sorry.

I'd be hanging upside down because I've seen people do that in movies where it's like, I think they do it in airheads when Joe Montana is like, it's like, is hanging upside down.

Yeah. And thought that looked cool. I don't like that.

I don't like it either, but it feels like now while you're recording with it, seems like the worst possible is high to adjust the microphone place.

Yeah. I get feels like it would be unpleasant.

Well, as long as we're addressing inconvenient things, I apologize for my gravely, nasally congested voice.

Yes. I believe you're yelling about how much you're sneezing and how sicknesses a weakness.

As well as before you began to worry. That was not what I was saying. Don't say that.

I was obviously joking.

Sickness a weakness within yourself.

Within myself.

I was mad at myself for continuing to be sick, which of course is irrational and we should not feel guilt or shame at being ill, which is a state we cannot control.

Which you know about me, but when you just put that out there on a podcast, it makes it sound like secretly Sydney.

No, it's not a secret. Seekness is your sworn enemy.

You spent your entire life fighting it and the fact that it would sneak up on you when you weren't expecting it and get a sucker punch in socks.

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