Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Miscite in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. So I had to overlap as you were still doing your...

I had some girls. Sorry, our cats are just like, you think we should shut the door. We should have shut the door.

I'll shut the door. They're just wrestling. It's okay. They're not really fighting.

Yeah, they're just... They get so wild with each other. It's great though, because the little cat all of his help keep the big cat Amelia a lot more active, which is being great, because Amelia was kind of slug who wouldn't let us touch her.

Now she's an active cat who we can't touch.

But the other cat touches her.

The other cat's all up in your business. Now she's got interaction.

She wants to be with you so bad she'll get in the shower. She dates it. She'll do whatever this word is.

This is the truth. She's right or die.

She'll sit on your lap while you're on the toilet.

Yeah, but our kids do that, so that's not as cute.

Sydney, what are we talking about today?

Oh, Justin, there's so much in the news these days about, okay, we have frequent guests on the show.

I guess I don't mean actual guests, because I know what you're thinking. We almost never have guests. Very rarely do we have.

Justin, Magroy.

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