Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones. A Maryland tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Macaroid.

And I'm Sydney Macaroid.

And it's happening, Sid. I don't know how else to say it, but it's happening.

This is a very exciting day.

The podcast history is being made here. I can't not imagine if this episode of the podcast does not have this title.

Somebody called Guinness because this is, I believe the first podcast in history that features two Justin Macaroids in the same episode.

I think so. I'm thrilled.

Definitely the most Justin Macaroids have ever been in a podcast.

There's one other Justin Macaroid that keeps filling out insurance applications and trying to buy cars in Missouri.

And for some reason, it just keeps putting my name down in my email address.

He is a Justin Macaroid. He's a valid Justin Macaroid.

But I think people guess at the name as email address.

That's probably Justin Macaroid. And then they try to figure it out.

Oh, they're okay. So he's not trying to use my email address rather than writing his own email address.

Oh, that's great. Anyway, welcome to from the CBC Vancouver or British Columbia, depending the municipal affairs reporter Justin Macaroid.

Hello, Justin Macaroid.

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