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We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We went through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

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Hello everybody and welcome to Saabones, a medical tour of Miss Guyton Medicine. I'm your coach, Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

It used to be when you would decorate your house for all days, it would be like an afternoon.

When you have a baby, it's sort of like an ongoing process where you venture through the land of decorating your house one stop at a time over the course of several weeks.

Turns it into a 401k sort of thing where it's like, well I want to put this one ornament up in the hopes that here in the future, a few months from now, this is going to look real nice.

But putting up Christmas decorations now is kind of like putting up baby traps when you got a baby is mobile and curious as ours.

That's true. It almost makes you wonder why you do it because there are so many things that we have put up in our house.

And as I'm putting them up, I think, gosh, I hope Charlie stays away from this because it could like fall on her and smush her.

Yeah, but then I think like, why did we put it up? Why did we do? Why did we get a giant live tree and then put it in the corner and hang a bunch of like fragile,

like, like, glass and stuff on it and then we made it harder for ourselves. We up the modifier to use halo terms.

We put skulls on our baby run and to try to make it more difficult. Obviously, I understand that perfectly.

I know you didn't dare. I'm trying to make the shows broadly appealing as possible.

But we have a tree that is, by the way, it's also pretty. So it's of course something she'd want to touch.

We have all kinds of little like, chachkis and figurines, like glass things and porcelain things that she shouldn't touch, but she's going to want to like pick up and put in her mouth and then like throw on the ground.

Yeah, there's a lot that we are creating a lot of additional worries for ourselves with, with, there's just for no reason.

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