Saabones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saabones, a medical tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy.

Sydney, uh, how are you feeling over there?

Yeah, I feel bad. It's the day after Thanksgiving, a black Friday, and it has certainly been a black one for me.

My stomach is doing things. I did not know it was capable of any longer. Not since my preteen years of eating my entire Easter basket. Have I experienced this level of tummy distress?

That's not good. So it's actively bad. I'm assuming then you're not going to be doing any black Friday shopping as a result.

No.

I thought that you went out to buy the ingredients to make macaroons. So like, macaroons are a black Friday tradition.

All the way back to last year when I made them.

So would you say that you overindulged yesterday, Justin, on turkey day? You should have done what I did and played football to work off some of those cake cows.

Camp my gout is too bad.

You don't, he doesn't have gout.

You said I might have gout.

So the chance I'd gout.

Can I just at this moment, it's totally, it has nothing to do with anything. I would just like to mention that I scored two touchdowns yesterday.

You're right, but I'm glad that you got that in here.

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